Happy New Year

Hope everyone has a happy and safe New Year's Eve celebration and a healthy and happy 2006 (except, of course, for my enemies, upon whom I wish syphilis and overwhelmingly fetid flatulence). Because I know many of you (both personally and in the biblical sense (female readers only)), I am providing, courtesy of CollegeSexAdvise.com, this Survival Guide to Drunken New Year's Eve Sex (yes, I know it's small, click on it to make it bigger).