Sunday, February 18, 2007

Let's Rearrange

It would be much more aesthetically pleasing if the grocery store was organized by color instead of food-type. When I say color, I'm talking about the color of the packaging if there is any or, if not, the color of the food. For example, bananas would be in the yellow aisle (although non-ripe bananas would be in the green aisle). Kraft Mac n Cheese would be in the blue aisle.

I think it would make the most sense if the colors were arranged the same as the rainbow from left to right, so violet/purple would be to the left of the grocery store and reds would be to the right of the store. It would be more enjoyable for both the people who work at the store and those of us visiting the store. Of course, it may be next to impossible to find anything, but that's the price you pay for aesthetics.

I'm going to talk to may local grocery store manager and I'd encourage you to do the same.


Q. A. Shah said...

You're back!...well done.

So by "rainbow", you mean the laws of physics and the way the visible light spectrum appears?

And how did you not work one Roy G. Biv pun into that post. Though I can't come up w/ one, I expect better of you.

NegativeMode said...

Yes, that is what I mean by "rainbow."

I apologize for the lack of a Roy G. Biv pun. I'll try to incorporate more puns in my next posting, but remember, this is NegativeMode, the big time, not PositiveMode.

Q. A. Shah said...

I'm glad we've come to an understanding.

I will accept your reluctant, but well meaning, intentions.

QuasiMode out.

PositiveMode said...

I agree, and I think this arrangement would more likely achieve Quality than the current utilitarian organization of grocery store products.