Friday, April 28, 2006

Here We Go Jesus, Here We Go!

Are you looking to throw away $75 on some trash today? If you are, I've got the site for you! Welcome to At first, I thought it was a joke. Who would waste that much money on a look-alike team jersey that has verses of the Bible instead of team names and player names? Then I remembered, we live in America; land of the free and home of lunatic fundamentalist Christians.

In all seriousness though, these would make a great gift for you child or husband. What better way to teach the one you love the art of self-defense than by purchasing a fake team jersey with bible verses on it? I guarantee that they'll get their ass kicked for looking like a giant douche, and with time, will learn to defend themseves. Most likely, faster than any Judo or Karate class would teach them, and at a fraction of the cost. Here's the bastardized Iverson jersey. Go Isaiah!

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Free Cone Day

In my ongoing effort to both promote random days of celebration as well as fatten you all up for the kill, I am pleased to announce that today is "Free Cone Day" at all Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream locations (trust me, that link is good, it just seems that all the fatties are crashing B&J's servers today).

Please, go enjoy a free cone for me (and two for Q, as I don't think there is a Ben & Jerry's in Kabul as of yet). And, if you're lucky enough to be at the State College Ben & Jerry's, be sure to pick up the smuttiest pornographic magazine in the back of the store because, nothing says "class" quite like free ice cream and dirty, dirty porn. Enjoy!

Monday, April 24, 2006

Happy Birthday NegativeMode (sorry I'm late)

I'm an idiot. One year has passed since my original post here on NegativeMode and I didn't mention a damn thing. What was I thinking? If there's one thing I'm good at, it's self congratulation.

So, even though this is 19 days belated (because, say it together now, I'm an idiot), Happy Birthday NegativeMode. I'm now one year older (as a blogger) and clearly, one year wiser.

I hope this year is as good as the next.

Read On Reader

According to an administrative law judge in New York, surfing the web during work hours is no reason to be fired. A reprimand is appropriate though.

Just thought that you should know. Not that any of you heathens actually feel bad for reading NegativeMode while you're supposed to be working.

Carry on with the web-surfing....

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Sorry for the Absence.

I've been getting yelled at recently. I'm sure you know why. If you don't, it's because I haven't been posting very often on NegativeMode. It's true, I haven't and I'm sorry. Really, I am. There are few people I care about more than my readers. In fact, there are no people I care about more than my readers. I hate people. But not you, my readers.

So now I'm blogging. Unfortunately, I don't have anything to say. That's been the problem. Apparently, I've run out of ideas. That's not really true, but I've become more selective, and that's resulted in less posting by me. Quality over quantity. Not to say that this is quality, but I'm trying to explain to you.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm at Penn State. And when you're at Penn State, you drink. So, I'm going to get back to that. Until next time.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Happy Passover

Happy Passover to those of you who celebrate it. Happy Passover to those of you who don't celebrate. Don't forget, no bread....

Also, thank you to FatherMode for the picture.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

I Got My Eye On You

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Boot it Up Bronston

There are a few things that should be abundantly clear to you by now as readers of NegativeMode. These things are indisputable facts here in NegativeModeWorld.
1) Airplane II is the greatest movie ever.
2) Iceland is incredibly expensive.
3) DJ Skuggs has many poo stories.
4) Camp Lo is the greatest hip-hop duo of all time (quite possibly the greatest act in the history of music).

With that in mind, I present to you some groundbreaking news ... I have procured (completely legally as far as I know), a BRAND NEW Camp Lo jam ... wait for it ... Bed Rock. Here it is friends, all new Camp Lo for you. Back and as brilliant as ever. Maybe even PositiveMode will break his silence for this. Enjoy.