Friday, April 28, 2006

Here We Go Jesus, Here We Go!

Are you looking to throw away $75 on some trash today? If you are, I've got the site for you! Welcome to http://www.christianthrowbackjersey.com/. At first, I thought it was a joke. Who would waste that much money on a look-alike team jersey that has verses of the Bible instead of team names and player names? Then I remembered, we live in America; land of the free and home of lunatic fundamentalist Christians.

In all seriousness though, these would make a great gift for you child or husband. What better way to teach the one you love the art of self-defense than by purchasing a fake team jersey with bible verses on it? I guarantee that they'll get their ass kicked for looking like a giant douche, and with time, will learn to defend themseves. Most likely, faster than any Judo or Karate class would teach them, and at a fraction of the cost. Here's the bastardized Iverson jersey. Go Isaiah!

1 comment:

Circe said...

Mine would have to say "Jezebel" on the front. No question.

Or have sexually explicit verses from Song of Songs.