In my ongoing effort to both promote random days of celebration as well as fatten you all up for the kill, I am pleased to announce that today is "Free Cone Day" at all Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream locations (trust me, that link is good, it just seems that all the fatties are crashing B&J's servers today).Please, go enjoy a free cone for me (and two for Q, as I don't think there is a Ben & Jerry's in Kabul as of yet). And, if you're lucky enough to be at the State College Ben & Jerry's, be sure to pick up the smuttiest pornographic magazine in the back of the store because, nothing says "class" quite like free ice cream and dirty, dirty porn. Enjoy!
1 comment:
no B & J ice cream, but we sure as hell do have porn here!
so unfortunately all you N-mode patrons don't have to enjoy to helpings of smut for me...but enjoy that second cone
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