Thursday, October 12, 2006


Around 3:30 this afternoon I noticed I was hungry. I didn't have anything I wanted to snack on in the house, so I went to Costco. Costco usually has delicious samples and in quantities sufficient enough to satisfy a mid-afternoon hunger pang, so to Costco I went.

I was walking around trying the samples (cheesesteak, pot roast, spring roll, chocolate, chips and salsa, and pasta) when I noticed a rather peculiar sample: toilet paper. There was a woman there with a standard sample cart (sans the microwave) with several squares of Kirkland toilet paper on it. Curious as to the softness of this toilet paper that was there for the sampling, I did what anyone else would do, pulled down my pants, squatted, and sampled it. I must say, it was quite soft and luxurious on my bare bottom. I give it two thumbs up!

Costco. Is there anything that they don't let you sample?


Circe said...


NegativeMode said...

I wonder if Costco sold condoms if they would sell either a) a box of 144 normal condoms or b) a box of 12 giant-mule condoms. I'd like to think b.

Circe said...

Giant mule humping..aisle 9