Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Knights of the Round (Night)Table

In case you're thinking of attacking me while I sleep, don't. I keep a bat under my bed. If I hear you so much as crack open my door, I will awake instantly, and in one smooth, cat-like motion, grab my bat and pound you on the head. You don't want that, do you?

For those of you who may not have the reflexes and speed that I do, I'd encourage you to purchase James McAdam's bedside table. Why? Because, Mr. McAdam's table is no ordinary table. Rather, it is a club and shield to provide you with a medieval defense against intruders (I don't really know what to tell you if they have a gun. Pray?). Just look at it:

Pretty awesome huh? No way you're going to get robbed or attacked when you swiftly disassemble your table and attack like so. I'm 99.8% certain it's better than a gun.

Product page here.

2 comments:

Q. A. Shah said...

you know, you still haven't linked to my blog. despite my doing the inverse, as inane as your blog is (though that second picture is stellar). not that i'm whining or anything, i don't do that. how is being "Pennsylvania Law" working out for you?...q

NegativeMode said...

Damnit. I totally forgot about your blog. I spend all this time trolling the internet for things to read, and here you are writing about living in Afghanistan. Damnit again. I'm going to read your blog now, and it will be linked on the right. No worries.