Monday, March 06, 2006

Singing the News and Interest Free Boobs

The Plastic Assets credit card, offered by the Bank of National Credit, allows aspiring young women to earn credit on all of their purchases towards a new set of breast implants. What a fantastic reward system. Those airline miles are so hard to redeem, why not work towards something we could all use, like bigger boobs? And it's not like this would in any way signify the end of civilization as we know it. Really, it's just a great new credit card for husbands to give their wives, college students who don't have any real income, or big spending hollywood stars. I think I'll apply for one for the future Misses ASAP. Make sure you read the testimonials for this great new card. (The site is a joke, but I, for one, think it's a fantastic idea.)

While we're on the subject of fantastic ideas, check out The Aural Times. It presents the day's top news stories in song. Now, I don't know about you, but I just hate reading the news, or worse yet, listening to those droll news announcers on TV and radio. Singing news makes all the difference. As a good example, listen to this song about the german cat that was found to have a deadly strain of the bird flu. Talk about a deadly melody!

5 comments:

KSR said...

Wow that's twisted. But funny.

soon2brosenberg said...

Why don't we get that card for the wedding and then you can really buy me a new set of "fun bags"

NegativeMode said...

If that was a real card, I would have already ordered it for the wedding....

Josh Millard said...

Fantastic taste in news sources, sir.

NegativeMode said...

Thanks. Keep up the good work. The Aural Times is damn entertaining!