An 18-year-old male ASU student was arrested Sunday night at Hayden Library and charged with indecent exposure and public sexual indecency. The suspect allegedly pulled his pants and underwear to his mid-thighs to masturbate while watching pornography on his laptop. When asked why he had gone to the library to view pornography and masturbate, the suspect allegedly told police, "To be honest, the Internet connection at my dorm isn't good enough."It's refreshing to see people telling the truth these days; and what kind of major university doesn't have dorm internet fast enough to prevent its students from having to go to the library to masterbate?
Monday, February 06, 2006
From ASU Web Devil Police Beat:
Posted by NegativeMode at 12:48 PM