Monday, February 06, 2006

At Least He Was Honest

From ASU Web Devil Police Beat:
An 18-year-old male ASU student was arrested Sunday night at Hayden Library and charged with indecent exposure and public sexual indecency. The suspect allegedly pulled his pants and underwear to his mid-thighs to masturbate while watching pornography on his laptop. When asked why he had gone to the library to view pornography and masturbate, the suspect allegedly told police, "To be honest, the Internet connection at my dorm isn't good enough."
It's refreshing to see people telling the truth these days; and what kind of major university doesn't have dorm internet fast enough to prevent its students from having to go to the library to masterbate?

3 comments:

brownbear said...

Apparently this is a bigger problem than I ever imagined.

NegativeMode said...

You're quite prolific these days Brownbear. Procrastinating are we?

Those links are pretty funny, but the second one didn't work. Do you need an HTML refresher from Optimus Crime?

Anyway, I enjoy your comments always, and here's what I believe you were trying to link to....

NegativeMode said...

Check out this picture combining both my love of the Steelers and stories about ejaculation. I wish I had a copy of that paper. I really do.