Ninja's Unite!

Although this blog is growing faster than you could possibly imagine (about 2 new readers every 9 days), I still know the majority of my readers personally. That being said, I also know that the majority of that majority are non compos mentis (legaleese for "a few chickens short of a henhouse"), and find humor in, shall we say, "non-conventional" situations (I also know that at least three of my readers strive to be/already are ninjas). As such, I bring you Miscellaneous Blades. Miscellaneous Blades sells all sorts of swords, daggers, foils, etc. on the internet. While this may sound illegal, Blades has covered their asses with the following disclaimer:

The weapons sold on this site are meant for complete and utter annihilation of the buyer's target. If you are buying these weapons for research, art, collections, or other non-killing purposes, then we may choose to nullify the lifetime warranty on your blade. We will also send hitmen to your location so that you can personally see first-hand the sharp, sleek, sexy design of any of our blades, in addition to the only single one purpose that they all serve. Also note that killing is illegal in the United States, and pretty much everywhere on Earth except for Canada. These blades are only sold legally in the US if sold without the intent to kill. The only justified use behind these blades is to "eliminate" or to "solve" a problem who has been annoying you.

As you can see, these blades are perfectly legal. I'd encourage you all to peruse the site, especially the products page and the comparisons, it's very funny. Great job to Joivan Hendrick who created the site . . . he deserves that A.

On a completely unrealted topic: since most of you, my readers are deviants (see above), I thought that you should know that bestiality is perfectly legal in Sweden, as long as prosecutors can't prove that the animal suffered physical or psychological injury (read article here). Do with that information what you will. . . .