Friday, May 27, 2005

Romance in the Palmetto State

DJ Skuggs is always making specious claims about the magical nature of growing up and living in South Carolina. For some reason though, any mention of the fine ladies of said state is always conspicuously missing from the conversation. I think that now I know why. The best looking women are always bitches. Just ask Cory Michael Williamson, the Spartanburg County man who was caught trying to make sweet love to his neighbor's dog. According to the CarolinaChannel, "Williamson’s neighbor told sheriff’s deputies that she saw the teen having sexual contact with her 6-month-old dog over the weekend." She may have had a beautiful sheen to her fur, but still, there have to be better looking women in South Carolina. Are there Skuggs?

6 comments:

circe said...

EWWW!!! Raping your neighbors dog...granted the dog might be cleaner than some of the ladies in the neighborhood..but still.

And from the bush-hogs my brother brought home from University of South Carolina...the answer to the question of the existence of attractive South Carolina women is no.

dj skuggs said...

if you question the attractiveness of south carolina's daughters in the presence of anyone who's ever been to charleston, you're likely to be regarded as an imbecile from that moment on (that is, if you aren't already so regarded.)

circe said...

My sister lived in Charleston.

And thanks, I'll take that as a compliment coming from you.

circe said...

I guess I forgot to mention that I am also a South Carolinian by ancestry. Ashleys and Coopers of Charleston...my family.

And I will revise my previous statement...Charleston itself is beautiful, but I think they hide their beautiful people...the Citadel guys seem to end up married to attractive women...they must get them from somewhere.

Columbia however...

cards23allstar said...

You two (DJ Skuggs and Cerce) are a couple of crack-smoking jackasses. First of all, maybe the reason that Mr. Skuggs doesn't talk about the ladies of S.C. is that he is not interested in the ladies but rather in the men. On the other hand Mr. Cerce states that "the existence of attractive South Carolina women is no" but then later talks of his deeply repressed sexual feelings for his sister. Mr. Skuggs and Mr. Cerce need to get together and work out their emotional issues and leave the blogging to the proffessionals.

By the way, if you are going to rape your neighbors dog at least make sure that it is of age, 6 months old, gross!

Circe said...

Repressed sexual feelings for my sister..hardly. However, you seem to be the one interested in screwing a dog as long as the dog seems to be "of age."

And I'm a girl by the way.

And as for professionalism...why don't you go out and buy a dictionary and learn to spell before posting on the internet.