Friday, July 01, 2005

Hooter Shooters

Wow. That's really all that I can say. That wouldn't be a good blog entry though, so I'll expound on my "wow". An Ohio Company (more specifically, some guy named Eddie) had a brilliant/disturbing/profitable/titillating idea while watching hot chicks serve shots to bestotted bar patrons one night. The idea was something to the tune of, and I'm paraphrasing/guessing here, "Wow, I sure love doing shots. And you know what, I sure love the boobies. Wouldn't it be great, if instead of breast-milk, alcohol came out of said boobies, and I could get drunk off of this alcohol squirting boobie?" Well, thanks to Eddie, now you can!

Check out HooterShooters (the link may not be safe for work, as it contains pictures of fake boobies). HooterShooters are fake boobs that hot (would be extremely un-effective on homely bar-maids) chicks who sell shots at bars wear. The fake boobies are made to look just like real boobies, except that when the wearer depresses some sort of pump, alcohol comes out of her boobies, and into the mouth of the bar patron who paid for the privilege. It's actually quite ingenious, and to top it off, each set of boobies comes with a matching novelty outfit, e.g., referee, firewoman, gangter, etc.

The idea here, is that guys like boobies and alcohol, so why not get your alcohol out of some nice big boobies. Personally, I think its a great idea when used in the proper forums. College bars, bachelor parties = good. Weddings, baby showers, office parties = bad. Anyway, there really is no way to tell how excellent, or creepy, this invention actually is without some field testing, so, as your loyal blogger, I will volunteer to personally do as many shots as I can next time I see the HooterShooter in use at a bar.

I strongly recommend you to check out the website, becaues the visuals can't be beat. I would have loved to post a picture, but I don't want to get anyone in trouble at work. Enjoy. . . .

4 comments:

Circe said...

Men are such freaks.

You know what is coming after this...turnabout is fair play and what are you going to do when you go into a bar and there is a 10 inch penis shooter?

NegativeMode said...

What will I do when I go into a bar and see a 10 inch penis shooter? I'll say "ma'am, I'm sorry, I think I've had too much to drink, and that isn't alcohcol." Then I'll zip up and call it a night.

circe said...

This is what we refer to as wishful thinking.

Anonymous said...

giant titties are the coolest. Great find dude!!!