Woodrow: Thanks! [ holds up script ] Okay, in this scene, you play Amanda Kiln, and I'll play the part of Dr. Jergens.
Kate Hudson: Okay. [ reads from script ] "Tell me, Doctor Jergens, is my liver gonna be okay?"
Woodrow: "No. No, it's not. Your liver has a brain tumor. It's serious."
Kate Hudson: "How serious?"
Woodrow: "Medical. That's how."
Kate Hudson: "Is it laryngitis?"
Woodrow: "Yes. You're going to die in.. in.. in a minute or so."
Kate Hudson: "Oh, God, this crazy world, Doctor, I'm scared!"
Woodrow: "You know, when I'm scared, I have a song I like to sing, and I want you to sing it with me.. [ singing ]
'Toasters and birds, little pigeon turds
Radio in my hair, it's really not there
Because I.. love.. you..'
Now, your turn.'
Kate Hudson: "Okay. [ singing ]
'Boogers and poop, dictionary soup
Run for the hills, we have to eat pills
And I.. love.. you..'"
Woodrow: "Now, both."
Kate Hudson: "Ah."
Together: [ singing ]
"'Mr. Rubber Face, I'm from outer space
Kibbles 'n Bits, tiny mouse tits
And I.. love.. you..
I.. love.. you..'"
Woodrow: This is it. This is where we kiss.
Kate Hudson: Like this? [ kisses Woodrow on the lips ]
Woodrow: See? You just made me piss my pants!