Monday, July 11, 2005

Woodrow

Woodrow: Thanks! [ holds up script ] Okay, in this scene, you play Amanda Kiln, and I'll play the part of Dr. Jergens.

Kate Hudson: Okay. [ reads from script ] "Tell me, Doctor Jergens, is my liver gonna be okay?"

Woodrow: "No. No, it's not. Your liver has a brain tumor. It's serious."

Kate Hudson: "How serious?"

Woodrow: "Medical. That's how."

Kate Hudson: "Is it laryngitis?"

Woodrow: "Yes. You're going to die in.. in.. in a minute or so."

Kate Hudson: "Oh, God, this crazy world, Doctor, I'm scared!"

Woodrow: "You know, when I'm scared, I have a song I like to sing, and I want you to sing it with me.. [ singing ]
'Toasters and birds, little pigeon turds
Radio in my hair, it's really not there
Because I.. love.. you..'

Now, your turn.'

Kate Hudson: "Okay. [ singing ]
'Boogers and poop, dictionary soup
Run for the hills, we have to eat pills
And I.. love.. you..'
"

Woodrow: "Now, both."

Kate Hudson: "Ah."

Together: [ singing ]
"'Mr. Rubber Face, I'm from outer space
Kibbles 'n Bits, tiny mouse tits
And I.. love.. you..
I.. love.. you..'
"

Woodrow: This is it. This is where we kiss.

Kate Hudson: Like this? [ kisses Woodrow on the lips ]

Woodrow: See? You just made me piss my pants!

10 comments:

PositiveMode said...

Little TV sets
Going off inside my head
Spaceman floating by
Firecracker beer
Chased a demon's lightning
Music hits your eye
Up and down the sidewalk
Take a doo doo pie
I love you

NegativeMode said...

It's "Going off inside my ear", as you will see here.

dj skuggs said...

the link didn't take many to any site that tells me what the hell is going on.

NegativeMode said...

Hmmmm, that's odd. This should work.

PositiveMode said...

You really are the Whipmaster!

marriedman said...

I don't understand
what the hell this is about
but it's funny not bland
and I won't even pout
that he kissed kate hudson
but that bastard is dumb
cause if i was him
I would run one through her bum.

PositiveMode said...

I would have posted this on the main page, but this announcement seemed more appropriate, that is, less intrusive, as we cannot anticipate the appeal of the Blog Conversation, as it were. As suggested, I will not be communicating in other modes from this point forward.

PositiveMode said...

http://triborough.blogspot.com

NegativeMode said...

Does this mean you are no longer going to contribute to NegativeMode? Really, you should just stop communicating with me in all other forms.

PositiveMode said...

poor phrasing by me - I mean, literally, small-m "modes" (phone, etc.). I will still contribute to NegativeMode.

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