Monday, January 16, 2006

I've Seen Into the Future: There are Midgets

Do you want to know how you're going to die? Of course you do. Click here and the Death Psychic will tell you.

Apparently, I am going to die by loss of blood (when my wife turns on the garbage disposal, thereby mangling my hand causing me to bleed to death). However, if it seems that "NegativeMode" will suffer a much worse death: "A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body." That's heavy man. I'm no longer going by NegativeMode.

2 comments:

Circe said...

I don't like this link.

"A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board)."

This was a mean mean trick on me...conspiracy even. I'm paranoid enough as it is when I get on airplanes. I start visualizing my funeral.

dj skuggs said...

i got the suicidal airline pilot, too. i wonder if we'll be on the same plane. if we are, and we know we're going to die, and we can withstand the g-forces, do you wanna... well... you know...