Do you want to know how you're going to die? Of course you do. Click here and the Death Psychic will tell you.
Apparently, I am going to die by loss of blood (when my wife turns on the garbage disposal, thereby mangling my hand causing me to bleed to death). However, if it seems that "NegativeMode" will suffer a much worse death: "A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body." That's heavy man. I'm no longer going by NegativeMode.