Thursday, June 02, 2005

The Fun Doesn't End With "I Do"

For those of you who think that all your partying days will end with marriage, you're wrong, as this article from the Tuttle, Oklahoma Tuttle Times proves.

Long story short: husband and wife (24 & 22 yrs. old) go to a party and bong several beers. Husband passes out in pickup truck. Husband wakes up to find wife driving to casino to gamble, accuses wife of gambling problem, takes over driving. Wife freaks out, kicks and screams, husband drives into storage facility and crashes. Husband gets into truck bed, wife drives into road and hits two cars. Husband flies out and wakes up hours later confused in someone's yard - walks back to party (and also apparently hangs out in a creek). Meanwhile, wife drives around a bit, jumps out of moving pickup, pickup ends up in pond. Wife picked up by police, attempts to strip, pees in the back seat of police car. Police ask for description of her husband, wife responds that she forgets what he looks like, but that he was wearing a white shirt.

And they say marriage is boring.

I'd encourage you to read the article (there's even a picture of the submerged pickup), as I've only given you a bare-bones accounting and there are some pretty funny facts. I found it to be quite amusing. I can only hope that my future wife and I have such fun nights. . . .

4 comments:

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Anonymous said...

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