Friday, June 17, 2005

How the Mighty Have Fallen




Just a quick rant on the whole Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes thing....

I used to really like Katie Holmes. I was never in love with her or anything (I always thought she was a bit of a two-face (From Seinfeld: A woman whose appearance changes (for better and worse) depending on lighting conditions, e.g. George, "She's a two face")), but she was great as Joey and she was hot (notwithstanding the two-face phenomenon). Then she hosted SNL in 2001 (February 24, 2001, DMB musical guest) with that classic (maybe not "classic" but good) Dawson's Creek sketch with Mr. Peepers, where she made out with Chris Kattan, let him spit apple all over her face, and hump her back to life (one of the better post 2000 episodes btw). Good stuff. She seemed like a cool girl, and she was hot (again, notwithstanding the two-face thing). I liked her.

As I'm sure you all now know, she has just recently completely gone off the deep end, embracing Scientology, Tom Cruise, and now this, their engagement. I find it all quite silly, and I've lost respect for that usually hot chick who so graciously made out with Mr. Peepers. Oh well. . . .

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

His daughter is less than 10 years younger than she is.

This is one of those creepy Ashton/Demi phenomenons...but at least in that situation she is still hot and he is JUST smart enough to be attracted to her.

Age does matter...when he is old and saggy, Katie is going to leave his tired behind, pull a Demi and leave him for that creepy kid from "The Ring."

NegativeMode said...

While we're on the subject of celebrity romance, Billy Bob Thorton today described sex with Angelina Jolie as like "f***ing the couch" in this article. That's funny.

circe said...

I don't buy it.

If I was having sex with Billy Bob Thornton, I'd pretend I was a couch...

And it makes you ask...how often do you f**k your couch, Billy?

optimus crime said...

"won't anyone think of the children"? between this and the Jacko trial, statutory and what should be statutory rape is quickly becoming something that the entire country can gather around. How's that for wholesome Americana, you sick deviants.

circe said...

Well..Katie and Ashton are in their 20's..it isn't like a Roman Polanski situation.

PositiveMode said...

It could be true. But of course he'd say that.

brownbear said...

Mr Crime, I am confused are you saying that it should be a crime to have sex with old people? If so, then I whole-heartedly agree. And leave Jacko out of this. The glove did not fit...

circe said...

Well of course it didn't fit..duh..It got shrunk in the laundry with the kiddies Superman under-roos.

NegativeMode said...

Got your nose Blanket!