Thursday, June 09, 2005

What Will Those Industrious Germans Think of Next?

From Reuters: "A German city (Dortmund) is rushing to install a series of drive-in wooden "sex garages" in time for next year's Soccer World Cup and an expected boom in the local sex trade, a city official said on Wednesday."

I think that's very nice of the Germans to consider the privacy of the futbol fans interested in a little post-match commercial coitus. Frankly, there's not much sexier than picking up a prostitute, driving your car into a little wooden hut, doing the freaky-deaky, and than having a snack (there will be a snack bar on the premises).

I was trying to picture what the scene at the snack bar in the middle of all of these "shaggin' huts" would be like. Would the guys be discussing the game? Would they be discussing what just took place in the huts? Would it be like the XXX section in a movie rental store where eye-contact is strictly verboten? What does one say when, upon finishing up with a prostitute and getting a strudel, one runs into an acquaintance? I really have no idea. I'd be willing to test it out in the name of journalism (bloggism?) but I'll be in Germany one year too early. Oh well


optimus crime said...

woudt it be just like a drive-up diner? Imagine--girls in roller skates with food (from the snack bar) asking you "if you want to party."

Anonymous said...

Actually they would probably just present you with a menu and then pretend they are the submissive chicken.