Wednesday, April 27, 2005

I'll Haunt You, Be Forewarned

According to this article in Victoria, Australia's Herald Sun, a motorcycle thief stole some poor dead guy's motorcycle after he crashed it. Chris Cowton (R.I.P.) crashed his motorcycle into a ditch last Saturday, killing himself in the process. His motorcycle went off the road. When his body was found later, the bike was gone. I swear (assuming that there is some sort of afterlife, and I'll be able to haunt people from said afterlife), that if I kill myself (knock on wood) on my motorcycle, and someone steals my bike from the accident scene, I will haunt your ass until you end up in an insane assylum. Just a warning....

2 comments:

dj skuggs said...

i could probably make more money selling the fillings from your teeth than that ratty old bike of yours.

NegativeMode said...

That hurts Skuggs, it really does....