Sunday, April 17, 2005

What the dilly yo?

So, some 13 year-old white girl was sent home from school because she had her hair in cornrows. Her hair was cited as being too "extreme" for the school's strict uniform policy. The same school has no problem with black girls wearing cornrows because "it reflects their cultural heritage"(click here to read the full article)

I say "bravo" (Not to the "cultural heritage" thing. That's just an excuse. That girl was sent home because she probably looked downright goofy). White people look ridiculous with cornrows and I'm glad that the school is rooting out such evil. It's too bad schools don't send kids home from school for wearing bad glasses (e.g., DJ Skugg's license picture) or clashing outfits. "You look silly, go home and think about what you've done. Come back when you look normal again." It's like those white girls (and guys for that matter) who go down to the Caribbean and pay $45 to sit for 5 hours and get their hair braided. They look plain silly and this needs to stop (this may seem hypocritcal because I currently have what looks to be a minor afro, but upon closer inspection, it's really a jewfro (scroll down to see me with a full on 'fro), and therefore reflects my "cultural heritage". (I still have a velor sweatsuit though, so make of that what you will.)).

Anyway, to make a long story short, white people shouldn't have cornrows. If you don't believe me, just look....

3 comments:

Hunie said...

if i remember correctly i remember you once had braids in your hair with different colored rubber bands in austraila...also if we're going to ban the cornrows on white people, can we also ban the wearing of tony soprano leather mafia trenchcoat jackets on jewish men?

dj skuggs said...

correction: my awful glasses are in my passport photo. my license photo merely makes it look like i have a mullet.

brownbear said...

I hate white people! Skuggs you are unfortunate.